The following is a rap song, brace yourself.
I am sitting in Auto with neon lights,
All over the city, this one shines. Bright.
Its got a giant audio system. It be Pimping,
By the time I reach home, my ears are limping.
The driver’s supercool, his name is Jigness
He hangs his attitude around the meter,
And sticks it in your face!
He’s got pictures of Shahid Kapoor and Ajay Devgun,
This dude is so fly, he just fucked a NUN!
Driving around putting Scooty’s in their place, without fail,
There is a knight in this shining auto, Named Jigness Patel.
(written in the back-seat of an Auto with blue neon lights,Driven by Jigness Patel. Baroda 2010)