Two Bears, A frog and Able John,
Built a boat to sail upon.
They built the hull from bark and string,
Then found a lake to sail it in.
The lake met the river, the river met the sea,
The bears stole honey, the frog ate the bees,
Able john found fishes, they sailed along at ease.
Till that fateful moment, early at dawn,
The bears farted, in sync and long.
Able John fell, crushed the frog’s legs,
The friendship was fucked.
The journey was gone.