oops!

“…There is no air in my stomach…..my heart is broken…and I feel like throwing up…”
(My 6 year old brother after a wild ride on a Ferris wheel)

“..Without you my life is dessert…”
(A love struck man’s message to his girlfriend in today’s newspaper)
Why does he still want her back? Main course?

A friend lies to a girl that he spent two years in NY. Me and R.B.T. Make wholesome fun of him (psst.. it’s the great bear!) and plan to pull his pants down at the earliest available opportunity to expose him to the world!.
(With friends like these……you should not lie!)
But then I figure he aint lying.
He has spent every night for the last 6 years dreaming of NY. Do the math.
6 X 365 X 8 = 17520 hours
Which are equal to 17520 /24 = 730 days
That makes 730/365 = 2 years!
Nice try, the hairy one!

Song playing in my head : Chemicals between us : BUSH

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7 thoughts on “oops!

  1. neha says:

    so ? he lied to a gal…. he might have had the chance of hooking up with her that way. sheeeshhhh what kinda friends are u guys .
    sigh … 😛 meanieeeee

  2. sebia says:

    grrrrrrrrrrrrr
    i wrote a longg larger thn ur post comment and i hit enter..and its gone fr a toss:(((((not fair nt fair..
    and im nt gonna type all tht gibberish again..
    v funny posht..though..i ws chuckling all the way..
    and tht DESSERT stuff ws seriously cute:)
    hi n bye.

  3. Łóòň Ġãĺ says:

    lolll @ dessert !

    phew the maths … hahaaa

    what u upto … no online these days?

  4. Łóòň Ġãĺ says:

    oii .. u alrite?

  5. Łóòň Ġãĺ says:

    wowwwww!!

    how u done tht thing on the top?? LOOKS DAMN GOOD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Who’s lips are those?? ;p

    i see some weird language … i guess thts the case with all the self-designed templates

    u been workin hard on ya template eh…. good work!!!

  6. Łóòň Ġãĺ says:

    “—

    stuff like the euro symbol .. and an “a” with a cap … @ weird language

  7. pradster13 says:

    hey ollY,seby, keshi

    yeah i finally fixed the problem with the charecters (come to think of it…my blog has a charcter problem, okay HAD a problem.sad)

    i think everything should be okay now….
    gotta fix some colours though

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