Today, apparently was “Get lost and Ask for Directions” Day. I have lost count of the number of people who dropped anchor in the middle of the road to ask for directions to wherever they were going to. I wish they were all guided to one big hole where they could rust till eternity with their cars.
Then there was that dude who chose to park his car in an awkward spot; to grab some “chole bhature” I hope he had some extra beers with it…so that he could crash his car into a wall. That will make it one moron less on the roads of Delhi.
Then there are these already drunk bus drivers….I am hoping CAT or JCB starts making a car like thingy with a rake or demotion ball in front so that I can crush these errant drivers and road huggers, I just pump up the stereo, press the accelerator and let go at these scum on the roads!
I guess they know I would do this…that’s why they don’t make cars like that!
I think I have flashed more middle finger salutes today in an hour than I ever did in a whole week! And poor ash had to wait for me while I was stuck behind these abject asses.
Or maybe I should get one of those REALLY loud horns installed, that will scare the Mickey out of these people then!