LOONY update

Pat Robertson update;
Here is what the dumb asses are talking about

Pat Robertson starting the fire: “we have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability”

Translation: let’s get the oil hoarding bastard and get cheap oil….since we have failed
to get any from Iraq!

Donald Rumsfeld responding to Robertson’s remarks: “he is a private citizen. Private Citizens say all kinds of things all the time”.

Translation: The American people are a bunch of nuts. He happens to be one of them.
Don’t believe me? They elected Bush didn’t they?

Hugo Chavez hitting back: “my detractors are like dogs with rabies in Don Quixote…. We want to sell gasoline directly to the poor in the U.S.”

Translation: Screw the Chinese, I want to buy Unocal.

Pat Robertson on how he was “misinterpreted”: “I said special forces could take him out. Take him out could be a number of things, including kidnapping”.

Translation: it could also be A romantic movie and a nice romantic 5 course dinner
In a fine restaurant., a visit together to the amusement park, A night out,
and snuggling up in bed together…..!!

Song playing in my head right now: KKK took my baby away by The Ramones

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